Today's least accurate newspaper headline
Aug. 26th, 2011 | 08:44 pm
"Cheryl Cole Upskirt Pics Shock"
Is this a shock? Is it really a shock? If you have photographers either lying in the gutter already, or performing daring commando rolls, as a woman not known for bringing back the maxi skirt in the first place gets into a car after a night out, is it really a shock that there are then pictures of her pants available?
Now, if she'd sent upskirt pics of herself to the Prince of Wales, or said pics turned out to have been taken by alien cyber-moles, or somebody was planning to display upskirt pics of Cheryl Cole on the moon with a super-powerful pant laser, that would be at least slightly surprising. I don't think that any of these are the case here.
Is this a shock? Is it really a shock? If you have photographers either lying in the gutter already, or performing daring commando rolls, as a woman not known for bringing back the maxi skirt in the first place gets into a car after a night out, is it really a shock that there are then pictures of her pants available?
Now, if she'd sent upskirt pics of herself to the Prince of Wales, or said pics turned out to have been taken by alien cyber-moles, or somebody was planning to display upskirt pics of Cheryl Cole on the moon with a super-powerful pant laser, that would be at least slightly surprising. I don't think that any of these are the case here.