Penguin Marginalia - Who has David Cameron been talking to?

Please tell me those are not real quotes.

I've been adding the funnier ones to Twitter :)

fridge from u75? this is foo.

if the above is gobbledegook to you - ignore. i just LOVE the Cameron link and have now bookmarked your page..whether you're the fridge i know or not. if you are the fridge i know - hello. :) x

nice one. love it. :)

great stuff. hello.

it's spreading like wildfire via facebook. genius. :)

It is a testament to DC that people aren't sure if he said these things or not!
OP

Fridgemagnet, I salute you. (it's tricky mickey off urban75). This is just fantastic.

It's funny because it could be true. Fantastic.

Please add one about "large gangs of gays going round raping the occupants of B&Bs, infecting them with AIDS."

Shout out for all the LGBTQ folk!

This is hilarious! Can you do something about that black pixel on Cam's nose though? I thought my screen was broken...

"Last week, I met an imaginary family, who told me that binge drinkers couldn't be stopped."

Winning line right there. Would get my vote for certain.

Whoever made this deserves a peerage for creating a Conservative policy legitimizer.

This seems to be a particularly difficult time if you happen to be a kitten in a bag.

I thought that David Cameron was funny enough in himself, but this is absolutely brilliant. Listening to the debate myself, it sounded like it was an 'I met....' oneupmanship competition and this neatly summarises it all.

Great stuff!

I look forward to the Gordon Brown "I agree with Nick on...." and the Nick Clegg "I'm different from David Cameron because...." funnies....

I think this could lead to bigamy en mass.

superb!

"Last week, I met a Caribbean Chelsea supporter, who told me that communists in the BBC were no substitute for proper married relationships."

Brilliant! You deserve a medal
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You sir, are a genius. Laugh out loud funny, just brilliant :D

It's like that thing you did for the 'F2B Puppet Show'.

I love you, Fridge.

+9998 :)

Very, very good.

Props! Very funny!

Thanks for the Cameron quote generator, so so funny!

"Last week, I met a disabled nurse, who told me that 5 more years of Gordon Brown was no substitute for a proper married relationship."

"Last week, I met a hard working banker, who told me that stopping bankers' bonuses would be the ruin of this great nation."

"Last week, I met a lesbian classroom assistant, who told me that bogus asylum seekers took all the jobs and women."

LOL, I could click refresh for ages.

Cameron himself could not have said it better! Thanks for doing this!

Hi, This is Ollie Stone-Lee at the Today programme. We're doing a series of reports about the role of new media in this election and wondered if we could talk to you. Please could you call me on 0208 624 9644.
Thanks, Ollie

Hi!

Love the generator. Just thought I'd let you know the youtube video about the debate has been removed so you might want to update the link.

'Last week, I met a black policeman, who told me that anti-capitalists always go to the front of the housing queue.'

This thing has a sense of irony!

Have you thought of doing one of these for David Milliband? Words like 'communities', 'conversation', 'purpose' could be quite fun -tom