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Jun. 22nd, 2009 | 08:41 pm

Not involving stabbings this time.

1. They were painting the picket fence in front of the restaurant white, yesterday. How domestic and suburban! Oh okay, that is connected with stabbings.

2. While walking along this afternoon, a man addressed me on the pavement, pointing to my t-shirt and saying "do you know what that means?" I look down at my t-shirt and thought "um, maybe it's a symbol of some group or band or something, I don't know, I've never seen it anywhere else and I don't think my mum would have bought me anything like that". So I didn't say anything.

"Do you know what that means?" he said again, then walked ahead to catch up with his friend or companion who had passed us by. "Do you see what he's wearing?" The friend or companion gave me an embarrassed smile as if to say "yeah don't worry".

"Satan! The devil!" I heard the first man say as they walked on. I looked down at my t-shirt again.

"It's not Satan!" I called back. "It's an antelope, man!"

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from: pallasathene8
date: Jun. 22nd, 2009 09:26 pm (UTC)

Heh heh.

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from: lilyvalley
date: Jun. 22nd, 2009 11:17 pm (UTC)

Obviously, your mum's a satanist.

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from: soho_iced
date: Jun. 24th, 2009 12:43 pm (UTC)

This explains everything.

While walking past a give-all-your-money-to-XX-by-Direct-Debit man yesterday, I tried excusing myself by saying I was picking up my wedding dress and was late. He called after me 'Picking up WHO?', sounding sort of appalled. Clearly there's more to the area around Farringdon than I thought.

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