?

Log in

No account? Create an account

aghast

« previous entry | next entry »
May. 30th, 2009 | 10:29 pm

I am listening to several apparently intelligent people attempt to argue that there is any significance whatsoever to Ed Fucking Milliband having committed the UK to reducing carbon emissions by 80% by the year 2050.

By the year 2050, I hereby commit FridgeCorp™ to genetically engineering a duck that shits icecream. I tell you, if there is no duck that shits icecream by 2050, there will be hell to pay in the courts for the management of FridgeCorp™ at that moment in time.
Tags:

Link | Leave a comment | Share

Comments {6}

PhillyKat

(no subject)

from: phillykat
date: May. 31st, 2009 06:54 am (UTC)
Link

duck? are we giving up penguins. i think of you everytime i see the madagascar penguin cartoon.

lemme do a quick age calculation here. minus that, carry the 2.. By my calculations we'll quite likely be dead or so old as to not give a fuck. so he committed to absofuckinglutely nothing is what you're telling me.

Reply | Thread

fridgemagnet

(no subject)

from: fridgemagnet
date: May. 31st, 2009 05:58 pm (UTC)
Link

He has committed whatever government exists in 2049 to coming up with an excuse why they can't do it by 2050, I suppose.

By 2049 we'll all be run by petrol-hoarding punks with mohicans anyway so it's not a huge deal.

Reply | Parent | Thread

PhillyKat

(no subject)

from: phillykat
date: Jun. 1st, 2009 06:36 am (UTC)
Link

oooooooh 2049. Well, then, that's different. whew I was worried. petrol hoarding punks and mailmen that deliver once or twice a year and drink their own pee for the lack of fresh water.

Reply | Parent | Thread

2050

from: anonymous
date: Jun. 1st, 2009 06:45 am (UTC)
Link

They think there will still be people around in 2050 - that's optimistic isn't it.
OP

Reply | Thread

Diary of an Ass Monkey

(no subject)

from: assmonkeydiary
date: Jun. 1st, 2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
Link

That's it! I'm selling all my FridgeCorp™ stock immediately!

Reply | Thread

But ...

from: anonymous
date: Jun. 1st, 2009 05:00 pm (UTC)
Link

I really would like a duck that shat ice-cream - form and function, ornamental and beautiful - art. But I suppose I could get Heston Blumenthal to make duck-shit ice-cream specially for me as the next best thing.
OP

Reply | Thread