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Sunday Deathmatch: Pope vs Cheney

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May. 10th, 2009 | 04:07 pm

Who would win?

The Pope

  • Possibly the highest-level cleric currently on this plane.
  • Can summon cardinals, also high-level clerics, to defend him (possibly).
  • Trained in Nazi death techniques.
Dick Cheney

  • Epitome of Neutral Evil.
  • High-level magic user, with the support of Bilderberg rituals.
  • Undead status gives immunity to many attack forms.
  • Occult power recently greatly increased by human sacrifices.
Poll #1397620 Pope vs Cheney

One must fall

Pope wins
12(60.0%)
Cheney wins
8(40.0%)
This poll is in extremely bad taste
0(0.0%)

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Comments {10}

Pope

from: anonymous
date: May. 10th, 2009 06:06 pm (UTC)
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But surely Cheney and the Pope are the same person? Has anyone ever seen the two of them in the same room together? See.
OP

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fridgemagnet

Re: Pope

from: fridgemagnet
date: May. 10th, 2009 07:13 pm (UTC)
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Yes. But it's, you know, two halves of the same balding man fighting against each other, that sort of thing.

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The Princess of Id

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from: danaseilhan
date: May. 10th, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
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You forgot these two options:

1. They kill one another.
2. Ooh! Shiny button!

:P

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The Princess of Id

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from: danaseilhan
date: May. 10th, 2009 09:43 pm (UTC)
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Matt says:

3. Because it's the same person from 2 different time streams, when they meet, the paradox destroys the universe.

I rather like that one.

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Kartos Dal'Avier

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from: kartos
date: May. 10th, 2009 09:44 pm (UTC)
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Clerics always win against the undead! :|

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RATELS!!!!

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from: mordantcarnival
date: May. 10th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC)
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Definately. Cheney's undead status might make him stronger against a normal opponant, but against the Pope he'd be more vulnerable.

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Diary of an Ass Monkey

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from: assmonkeydiary
date: May. 11th, 2009 04:11 pm (UTC)
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Exactly!

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lilyvalley

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from: lilyvalley
date: May. 11th, 2009 12:59 am (UTC)
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But...but...Cheney's like bleach--everything he touches withers and dies. He'd only have to get close enough to touch the pope, and that'd be it.

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Pope/Cheney

from: anonymous
date: May. 11th, 2009 08:14 am (UTC)
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But they ARE both infallible.
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Diary of an Ass Monkey

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from: assmonkeydiary
date: May. 11th, 2009 04:11 pm (UTC)
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I suspect they'd only fight long enough to realize that they were on the same side and then unite in their ceaseless battle against the forces of good.

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