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Nov. 26th, 2008 | 06:25 pm
mood: sticky

"Hmm, I need a shave... okay, bathroom, run some hot water, wet face, now, where's that shaving gel? Squeeze some out, rub onto face... odd, it's not really foaming, better try some more... I wonder why it's not working?"

because it is hair gel you fool, and you have just rubbed Brylcreem Extra Hold all over your stupid face, and not for the first time either

In my defence I can only say that they are both greenish gels, in similarly-sized tubes with blueish designs on them.

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from: anonymous
date: Nov. 26th, 2008 06:48 pm (UTC)

It's probably the same stuff so don't worry.

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The Princess of Id

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from: danaseilhan
date: Nov. 26th, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)

At least you didn't mistake Mace for underarm deodorant spray.

Neither have I, but that would be funny.

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from: pallasathene8
date: Nov. 26th, 2008 10:46 pm (UTC)

Hahaha, my first good laugh of the day.

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from: soho_iced
date: Nov. 27th, 2008 02:38 pm (UTC)

Hah hah. I always knew you had Lister-like tendancies: you haven't taken to tenderising your socks with a hammer yet?

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from: madeleine
date: Nov. 29th, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)

Apply hair gel to whiskers; style to fit your mood.

no problem

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