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Apr. 4th, 2008 | 05:58 pm

Slighty scatty-looking woman attempting to unchain a bicycle from the railings outside the pub across the road from the pub across the road from me. She was doing it so oddly that I actually thought she was trying to steal the thing. Halfway through, she turned to her left and yelped, literally jumping in the air; there was absolutely nothing there, and no people in that direction for a good fifty metres. After successful bicycle unchainment, she cycled off, and I continued walking, only to see her apparently walking into another pub further down the road after having chained up the bicycle to a lamppost.

The presence of this thing called "the sun" has caused rapid changes in plumage and behaviour in general. Bearing in mind that this is basically the first day that it has been both sunny and warm this year, sunglasses are now commonplace, ladies are wearing their summer frocks and both an open-topped car full of young women with frocks, sunglasses etc doing inexpert U-turns, and a black custom Hummer crawling down my road playing 50 Cent or some similar shite, have been noted. For myself, I am experimenting with Micheladas - beer and tomato juice is not as bad as one might think (I say that now).

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mother of the angry mob

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from: pennyland
date: Apr. 5th, 2008 03:34 am (UTC)
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You have the yank version of the only hangover-grog known to canucks. It should SO be clamato and beer. It's the same with your Americaan 'bloody mary'

Caesars, man. Same but not. Too much vodka, too much spice, and without the 'clog' of thick tomato juice. No, clamato ceasar* is what you seek.

Spring. All the weirdos and geeks emerge from their winter slumber and roam for fresh fodder.

Anime conventions start soon.

SPRING! *flowersflowers*



*(fancy TM shit)

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mother of the angry mob

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from: pennyland
date: Apr. 5th, 2008 03:50 am (UTC)
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Crap...I think I thought the wrong thing for the different blog.

reality bites.

Eat well fridge!
I send dubious pots of meat and cheese.

And irrelevancy.

Happy weekend! Suffer the masses. :)

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micheladas

from: anonymous
date: Apr. 5th, 2008 09:10 am (UTC)
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Why don't you go straight to the meths and cut out the middleman
OP

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